Those round, sparkling, mesmerizing pair of eyes that focus on you, and when you are just about to fall in love with this cute, fluffy, meaty little creature, it strikes! Slash your face with its mighty paws, leaving nothing but a deep, bloody cut, on your face! TAAADDAAA!!!! That's me, Puss, and my lovely partner, Kitty Softpaws. Have you heard an old saying, "Never Mess with the Paws"? You heard it right! I have my claws, sharper than a razor; she has her paws, softer than silk. She tempt, I kill, the perfect combo. And, I know what you're thinking, it's just a pair of white and soft paws, how bad can it be? Don't underestimate her, as she has a secret weapon, her fragrant baby powder (sponsored by Johnson & Johnson)! Don't pay too much attention to her pretty face, as she will give you an extremely comfortable slap with her paws full of "baby powder". The fragrant of the powder will make you lost your mind, and the powder itself will make you as blind as a bat, long enough for me, the almighty Puss, to slash your pitiful face with my shinny claws, and kick your balls with my sharp-head vintage leather country boots! Of course, this is not the end, NOT YET! We will take the opportunity to have fun, covering your head with my large iconic cowboy hat, tie you at the tree trunk in the forest where no one can hear you, with my ropes. Then, "SHOW TIME!" My sexy Kitty Softpaws will tickle you till you beg us to stop, but of course, she won't stop. Never! You will be wishing that you're never born... (cat faces smirking)
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